- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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