Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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Anyone??????????/

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Minecraft.

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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