Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

Robin, get in the car!

Ken wins!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the

The Detroit Lions

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

Adele walks into the stables

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

Hahaha

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

knock knock come in!

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Wigan.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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