- Anti Joke

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke