- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock come in!

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Wigan.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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