- Anti Joke

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.