- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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