what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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Where's my tractor?

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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