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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

What do u call a banana? A banana......

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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