What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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