Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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