- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

People Eating Tasty Animals

Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

What do u call a banana? A banana......

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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