- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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bees knees

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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