What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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Loner.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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