- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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