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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

why did the computer crash? it didn't

knock knock get lost!

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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