This is not a joke or is it

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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