What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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I hate blackniggers

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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