- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

roses are red, violets are violet.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

i lost the game

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

YES! EXACTLY!

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

sharks

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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