- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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