Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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Wanna here a good joke?

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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I pooped.

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