- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Pull my finger ouch..

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Z.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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