BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

a horse walks into a blender ow

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

david what a baghead

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

canaan and mallory

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Anti Joke

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