Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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