what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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girls basketball

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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