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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

a man walked into a bar....

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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