Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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The jets are a good team..

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thomas!!!!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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