Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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... Chan chan

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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