How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Poop

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Chinese men having large penis.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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