Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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canadians

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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William wright is Gay

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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