- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

NEVER

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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