- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

A man... walks.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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