Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

knock knock. come in.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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