- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get off my porch.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

This one time at band camp....

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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