DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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Knock, Knock ...

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Anti Joke

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