Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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chuck norris

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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YOU

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Poop

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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