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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

why does column have a letter n?

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Guess what. Chicken butt.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Do u take sugar?

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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