- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Bradon Cheey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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