- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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