A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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neil patrick harris

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Anti Joke

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