You know what's catchy? A cold

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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Gun Control

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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raisin boogers

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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Needless to say,

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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The Holocaust

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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