What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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White men's rights

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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