- Anti Joke

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

I'm 4 and what is this?

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

I pooped.