- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

whats long and stretchy? elastic

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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