- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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