Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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