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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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An Artic Storm.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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