- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

You and your parents are going to die today

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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