- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

all your base are belong to mark

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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