- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

baby seal walks into a club

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

You and your parents are going to die today

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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