roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

THE GAME.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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