- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

This statement is false.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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