- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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