What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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My penis is big... not.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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