Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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modern love

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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A seal walks into a club.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What comes after 23? 24.

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

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