I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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