A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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