Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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