What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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