- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

What'sucks and white Jackson

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