- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Justin Bieber's mother.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

kesha is a virgin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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