A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Black...

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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book 'em danno

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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