- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

what's worst than being gay? being black

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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