How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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