Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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so... how about that airplane food

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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