- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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