- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

this is not a joke.

Please? No.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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