Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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Take this and put it- No.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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