- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

You read the Terms of Service.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

You know what's catchy? A cold

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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