What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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a man walked into a bar....

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Cancer.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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