Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Nickelback

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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woman..parallel parking

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Your Mother

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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