- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

baby seal walks into a club

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Morning wood.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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