- Anti Joke

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.