Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What's 9 + 10 19

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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