girls basketball

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its snowing on mount fuji

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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The Holocaust.

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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