why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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trumpy trumpy trump

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Anti Joke

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