why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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giddy goat

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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