- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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