- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

What's the deal with brown?

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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