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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Women Sports.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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