- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

WHO WANTS SOW????

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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