I'm 4 and what is this?

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

your mom

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

neil patrick harris

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