What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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Help I'm being raped!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Hello.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Anti Joke

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