- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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