What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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