Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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I hate blackniggers

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

kcuf read it backwards

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

Joke.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.