- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

book 'em danno

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

You will not press the like button.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

a blond girl walks into a bar

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

Black...

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

nice tits.

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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