Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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I hate blackniggers

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "