- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

hey, my names mark.

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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