How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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