What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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This is a joke setup.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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