roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Scott Gomez

My kids are mistakes.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

troll----> hahaha---->

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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