TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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What's the deal with brown?

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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all jokes aside...

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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