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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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