- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

A man buys a prius

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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